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Final Funeral?

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Final Funeral?

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out,

"Watch the wall!"
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lol
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Groan - Thought I'd got carried away on Friday, but sheesh, you really do have a bottomless pit of jokes!
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nah, I am just a sad git that spends waaaay to much time on the internet!
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Can't be done - there's so much on the web, you can never run out of stuff to do, and if there's always stuff still to do, you can't possibly be spending too much time doing it. In fact according to that thought, none of us are actually spending anywhere close to enought time on the net :shock:
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I think my wife would have to disagree with you on that one, she is the preverbial PC widow....

me on the other hand..................................................
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You'll have to give her one then Wink


I meant a computer for gawd sakes - you guys are disgusting Cheesy
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I was just gonna say... whats that gotta do with you lol



::gets mind out of gutter::