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Farm Date

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Farm Date

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''

"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''

The farmer shot Chuck.
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Alecto
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Posts: 2,886
Registered: 30-07-2007

Farm Date

Seems rather harsh if he was only going to take her to the library Tongue
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Farm Date

thats what I thought, sheesh, shot for wanting to read books about a hockey puck!
Metalguru
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Posts: 791
Registered: 04-08-2007

Farm Date

But ........ What was the third girls name ?