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Three men were sitting together in a bar bragging about how they had given their new wives their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Albania and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done. He said that it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Korea. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results but the next day it was better. By the third day his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Brummie girl. He boasted that he had told her she was to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done and that he wanted hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
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[insert name of applicable town here] girls

LOL!
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LMAO!
I've got a few friends from Birmingham too, and none of them can look after themselves which is REALLY scary, and on top of that you can hardly understand them! LOL.
When things are told to a person from Brumville you can expect it to be the opposite. :lol:
vic_newey
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Brummie girls

Dear robynfali,

I hear the welsh have found 2 new uses for sheep, - wool & meat
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lol, wouldnt know mate, am english!!

Wife is from the midlands also lo (prays she dont read PN forums lol)
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I am only half welsh, i.e. only one velcro glove and one stealth wellie. :twisted:
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what about the zip tho, have you got a zip or buttons?Huh
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Buttons are safer Shockedops:
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and quieter too...
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What about 'baggies' from the 80's?
Shell suits, too noisy,
Tracksuits, too much static (esp with the wool)
Zip fly, too noisy,
Buttons, too slow........
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how about a skirt.... welll, kilt! at least you have somewhere to carry the prophalactic (spelling?)