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Branded Condoms

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same slogan ...

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.

Tesco Condoms - every little helps.

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.(Not anymore they don't)

Abbey condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Duracell condoms - keep going and going.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper (The one most bought by blokes but also the most unused)

Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide

*beep* condoms - no comment required.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain

Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.

On-digital condoms - plug and play!!!!

Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.(bit of no mess solo action then)

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!( Not to a bloke it doesn't!!)

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!(sorry!)

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)
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My lady loves her minstrels :lol: :lol:
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Are you saying this Portal is full of Members?

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How should I answer that question in such a way as not to get a “Forum Holiday” Cheesy


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Yep, definatley full of STIFF...upper lipped members!!!