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Metalguru
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Bloke Joke (adult content)

A bloke is in a queue at the local Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a stunning looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says, "sorry , do we know each other ?"

She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that WPC stripogram from my stag night, that I Link:Censored on the snooker table in front of all my mates, whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my Link:Censored ?"


"No," she replies coldly,
"I'm your son's English Teacher"...


Moderators note by John (johnessex) Attempt to by bypass the swear filter removed. (the joke still makes sense without those actual words)
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vic_newey
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Bloke Joke (adult content)

Err I think you did not see I posted this last week LOL
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PostPosted: 13 Aug 2005 03:27 pm Post subject: joke to make you laugh Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post
A bloke is in the checkout line at the Super Market when he
notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand
and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to
him, and, although familiar, he can't place where he might know her from;
so he says "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies "I may be mistaken,
but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been
unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "Are you that stripogram from my stag night that I
ravished on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate
whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a daffodil up me backside ?
No", she replies, "I'm your sons' English Teacher". icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif
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Bloke Joke (adult content)

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Bloke Joke (adult content)

excuse me for being thick but i still dont get it

could someone pm me ?
vic_newey
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Bloke Joke (adult content)

She said are you the father of one of my children ( in her class at school ) he thinks the opposite , do you get it now ? lol