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An Irish Tale

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Registered: 31-07-2007

An Irish Tale

Before I start apologies to the PC community (ok & Mark & Liam)! Wink

Regards, Chris Cole
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?"

The girl, crying, replied," Sniff, sniff...Sorry, dad... I became a prostitute..."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."
"Okay, dad--as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this fur coat, title deed to a new country house plus a sizeable savings account. For me little brother, this gold watch, and for ye daddy, there's new Mercedes parked outside...(takes a breath)... an' I was hopin' for ye all to spend New Years Eve aboard me yacht on the Riviera..."

"What the...?!? How...? What was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

The girl, crying again: "Sniff, sniff...I became a prostitute, dad! Sniff, sniff..."

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
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Registered: 03-08-2007

An Irish Tale

The old ones are always the oldest! Tongue

An Irish Tale

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