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A note to the dog

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A note to the dog

found in a magazine




You are a hairy fleabag
You never do a stitch of work
You lick th efaces of complete strangers,
with the sole intention of underlining
my own social inhibitions

Sometimes you smell like old red wine
A bouquet of damp fur

Not only are you color blind
you cannot tell the difference between the couch
and the carpet

You pretend you find the word NO incomprehensible
You insist on sharing your unmelodious bark with the entire neighborhood

For some reason you are afraid of Statues
Statues just freak you out

You are TOTALLY UTTERLY SHAMELESS

You are the laziest, dirtiest
most stubborn and presumptuous thing I have EVER known

and I think your perfect!
5 REPLIES
holdtight
Grafter
Posts: 1,634
Registered: 15-06-2007

A note to the dog

Very good Cheesy

as a dog lover i can appreciate that !
Alecto
Grafter
Posts: 2,886
Registered: 30-07-2007

A note to the dog

Q: What goes Tick, Tick, Woof?

A. A dog marking homework.
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A note to the dog

gawd.. that jokes a bit ruff innit!
Metalguru
Grafter
Posts: 791
Registered: 04-08-2007

A note to the dog

I had a dog once.

Well ........
Thats what the environmental health inspectors told me,
as they raided the Chinese I was in.

(Thought the prices left the profit margin very tight).
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A note to the dog

an let me guess, the owner of the resteraunt had his collar felt