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A laugh in return for the help :o)

stewarta13wsb
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Posts: 449
Registered: 01-08-2007

A laugh in return for the help :o)

The leopard and the dog...

> A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She took her
> faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts
> chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is
> lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his
> direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.
>
>
> The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now!" Then he noticed some
> bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the
> bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about
to
> leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard.
> I wonder if there are any more around here." Hearing this, the leopard
> halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and he
> slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close.
That
> dachshund nearly had me."
>
>
> Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
> tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
> protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dachshund saw him
> heading after the leopard with great speed and figured that something must
> be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
> strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at
> being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's
> going to happen to that conniving canine."
>
>
> Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and
> thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits
> down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet...
> just when they get close enough to hear the dachshund says...
>
>
> "Where's that f**cking monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me
> another leopard!" Cheesy Cheesy
4 REPLIES
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A laugh in return for the help :o)

LOL... funny joke.. but very oddly... i just read a book to my son based on that same tale!!!! (he is only 6 yr old.. it was a school book!)
stewarta13wsb
Grafter
Posts: 449
Registered: 01-08-2007

A laugh in return for the help :o)

6 years old eh? Well I guess that ages my humour then Shockedops:
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A laugh in return for the help :o)

LOL.. yep... maybe it does... could be worse... could have been..
whats brown and sticky....

a stick!!!! LOL

old ones arent always the best i guess!!! :roll:
wandelaar
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Posts: 186
Registered: 17-08-2007

A laugh in return for the help :o)

Very Good.

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A Wonkey

Regards

Dave