Your Internet sucks

[#1]

Come April I'm out of here.

[#2]

Sorry you're unhappy. I've just checked over your account and can see you reported a fault to us last week and we asked you to check whether you still had the same issues using a wired connection, did you manage to try this?

[#3]

Maybe post some more details of the issue on here so other members may be able to help you out (if possible) ?

[#4]

Very informative...not.

[#5]

NOw then where have I seen that avatar before (I wonder)