"The latest and greatest version of the Webster's Dictionary now has an entry for Windows 98:
Windows98 (noun): 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
and when connected to Plusnet is a bit of a joke !!!