This elderly man is lying in bed waiting to pass away, but he suddenly smells an aroma in the bedroom of his wife baking his favourite scones  down stairs, so he thinks; i,ll just go down and have my last one. So he drags himself out of bed and crawls down stairs, as he arrives in the kitichen and tries to drag him self up to the table his wife raps on the knuckles big style, and says to him " You can,t have any of them there for the funeral . Soz   

Thanx for the info G.O.P the penny has dropped JC.